nuu, I'm a dry, boring person and I know it

There's a skinny girl who lives inside me, but i can usually shut her up with cookies.

-_-,
When i first saw this, i was like 'if said in some other situation eg. an alleyway i would be scared @#!?*less' but now that i think about it, im more plain weird + wacky than funny...some think otherwise though >_>
Although if you really look into humor, like clown kind of humor, and really really really stare it in the metaphoric eyes, it kinda consists of some sort of pain, or just someone falling over. Surely thats happened to some people..............
O.o
Other than the twisting of the definition of humor though, i should say im pretty average in the funny department (i think)

I don't consider myself hilarious or even funny. I have my moments, though. I used to seriously lack humor as a child, but I think I'm being more self-sarcastic in the past few years and I try to be as pleasant as I can to others. I believe it's mostly a matter of how old you are, since most people go through many phases, especially during puberty.

Must... say.. one more...... aghirsghorhgrngfnhghh....

Today I looked at my watch to find out what school I went to. Nuff said.

I say I am. Otherwise I wouldn't be replying to a 6 week old poll.

Mime: I am a mime.

But you just tal-

Mime: I WATCH YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP!

Mk lemme try

2 womans were talking while they where drinking coffee
1st one : You know what's the best part of a woman's life?!
2nd : ^__^ To be loved and have a big family?!
1st : FUCK NO!! The best part is when your rich husband dies and you get all his money....